I wonder if 12 year-old girls would still love unicorns if they found out they were really covered in chicken feathers?
Designed by Roger Vivier
What should I budget for first, hair extensions, plastic surgery or metallic doll boots?
Designed by Irregular Choice
I mean, if you're missing a toe, you really should do something to draw the attention elsewhere.
You think you can scare me with your lifeless metal flower eyes... and you're right!
Designed by Miu Miu
Some of those Puritans were just so prissy! "I can't walk over this giant rock, carry me!"
Designed by Christian Louboutin