Some of those Puritans were just so prissy! "I can't walk over this giant rock, carry me!"
Designed by Christian Louboutin
Let this be a warning to the vermin stealing my vegetables. When I catch you, you will become matching gloves.
How many fur stoles can you wear at once? Well at least three as of now!
Designed by Manolo Blahnik
As a homicide detective I'm thrilled that there are shoes designed to look like I've been shuffling through a crime scene. Now I can take my work with me wherever I go.
This is why you should always wear socks. You never know what may be growing in there.