Just because your life is, like, totally so hard, doesn't mean you can't party like a disco ball.
I see everything you do. I even watch you sleep.
Clearly I've already vanquished a posse of foes, it's best you keep your distance, evil-doers!
I wonder if 12 year-old girls would still love unicorns if they found out they were really covered in chicken feathers?
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What should I budget for first, hair extensions, plastic surgery or metallic doll boots?
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I mean, if you're missing a toe, you really should do something to draw the attention elsewhere.
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