Designed by Christian Lacroix

Outside of Hawaii, So-Cal, and Florida I'm pretty sure anklet sales are pretty low in the other 47 states.

Designed by Alexander McQueen

Sorry, only available in Oz.

TOMs are actually wearable now! Thanks George Lucas, you are a most unexpected style icon!

Designed by Etsy user Nickinverted

Because why not? It's the biggest thing in the world by now.

Designed by Schroeders Shoes

One of my friends in high school took up painting shoes...and now she has a business. That's what I get for going to art school instead of majoring in envorionmental something or other.

Actually I heard that the CIA hires art history majors often because of their acute attention to detail. It's all about how you market yourself in the interview! For instance, I pretended I was a cat through my entire interview at Cheezburger. It worked! #followyourdreams #meow

Designed by Anastasia Radevich

Just be quiet and look pretty!

Designed by Be & D

Oh high top sneaker, everyone can see right through your disguise. Just love who you really are!