Back Off Barbie

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Back Off Barbie
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And you thought Barbie was such a sweet doll.

Kitten Heels

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Kitten Heels
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Watch that saucer of milk, it's so hard to get dairy stains out of velvet.

Thieves Like Us

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Thieves Like Us
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I... I didn't hear you come home. I know these are too tight and was just... stretching them a little for you!

Fang Shoes

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Fang Shoes
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For the most confusing footprints ever. You'll never be tracked!

Always Picked Last

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Always Picked Last
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No one ever wants me on their kickball team.