No need to go out, I am the party.
All your fandom in one convenient base!
And you thought Barbie was such a sweet doll.
Watch that saucer of milk, it's so hard to get dairy stains out of velvet.
I... I didn't hear you come home. I know these are too tight and was just... stretching them a little for you!
For the most confusing footprints ever. You'll never be tracked!
No one ever wants me on their kickball team.
Solid point, carry on.